1. Thanksgiving is a holiday because…
A) NO SCHOOL
B) So we have an excuse to eat, A LOT
C) To give thanks…?
D) A reason to hunt turkeys in massive numbers

2. Why did the Native Americans help the Pilgrims?
A)They were having an off day
B) I don’t know, it’s not like I was around then
C) Because they were nice
D) In exchange for small pox infested blankets

3. What’s your favorite part of the Thanksgiving holiday?
A) Hello, football
B) Pie…and more pie
C) Family
D) Did I mention hunting turkeys?

4. If you could go anywhere where would you spend Thanksgiving?
A) Not here, West Lafayette sucks
B) Home- it’s where my family is
C) New York; I’ve always wanted to see the Macy’s Day parade
D) The woods so I could hunt for my dinner just like the Native Americans did on that first Thanksgiving

5. Do you even like Thanksgiving?
A) Why are you even asking? No school = freedom
B) Turkey, stuffing, pie- what’s not to love?
C) I guess…
D) No, all those relatives! Sharing a room with my annoying cousin is not my idea of fun.

6. Do you eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
A) I don’t celebrate Thanksgiving. Stop asking me all these questions.
B) Ham – so much better
C) No, I’m vegetarian. Tofurkey!!
D) Yes, otherwise I would have killed it for nothing

7. If you could eat only one thing on Thanksgiving what would you eat? Choose wisely.
A) Mashed potatoes, yum
B) Pie!
C) rolls, lots and lots of rolls
D) Turkey, obviously

8. Why do many stores skip over Thanksgiving going from Halloween straight to Christmas?
A) No one cares…
B) There’s nothing to sell these people
C) They do? I haven’t noticed.
D) Because they suck.

9. When I say Black Friday you say
A) Rebecca Black!
B) Stay home and lock the doors.  I won’t risk being trampled for a pair of shoes.
C) I’m already in front of the mall waiting for the doors to open. Where are you?
D) What?

10. So if you’re not celebrating Thanksgiving you’re….
A) In front of the TV like most days
B) Somewhere warm, Indiana is way too cold.
C) I’m protesting hunting turkeys.
D) Sleeping!

11. How do you make a turkey?
A) First trace your hand, then add eyes and a gobbler to your thumb and feet to the end of your palm. You’re good to go!
B) Don’t they come ready made?
C) For the last time – I. Am. Vegetarian.
D) Well, you set the oven to 350 degrees and….

Mostly A’s
All you want is a nice four-day break from school. Whether you actually celebrate Thanksgiving or not isn’t really high on your priority list.  You’re going to be watching TV most of the time anyway.

Mostly B’s
You’re a traditional “eat, sleep” Thanksgiving celebrator.  For all you care the Pilgrims could have come over on the The Black Pearl and ransacked the Native Americans’ camp for food as long as you get your turkey, rolls, and pie every Thanksgiving holiday.

Mostly C’s
You’re probably vegetarian, right? While your love of animals makes your Thanksgiving less conventional you still understand the meaning behind the holiday.  Celebrating it with your entire family (annoying cousins included) makes it one of your favorite holidays.

Mostly D’s
You do not have much faith in the historical background of the holiday.  It’s really just an excuse for you to pull a GI Joe and go hunting for some poor innocent turkeys.